Fool's Gold 2 Or The Mudder Puckers are a Joke Or if you lookin' for the Jags you might have to reach back in time, they da pussy cats for real now!

I have to say it jes once...You mudder puckers betta bring me my Mahneee.

Ah that's betta.

Yes many of you know my problems with the Pussy Cats. They pay the wrong players. Can't coach what they have and to top it off, the coaches and the owners throw the players under the bus. (See Davey Gerrad run, see Davey Gerrad almost get killed. Listen all off season to the owner and the head coach throw little Davey under the bus)

Lord I been laughing at the rest at all the people who say they look good. Yeah right. My only regret is that I wasn't able to post this before the lifeless monday night performance against my Titans.(absolutely love em.) But you didn't tune in to hear my stump grinder workin' did you?

Guess you did.

The reality is that the pussies' secondary is absolutely horrible against better teams. They can't cover the ground they walkin' on whether it's man or zone. NFL coaches don't need me to tell them to run deep crosses toward the side line all day. Hell you got all the time you need if you an offense facin' em. They got zilch on pass rush, or push up front. Pot Roast simply has too many weaknesses in the four front and Ole Karate Chop is really well weak for starters. I could go on but now is time for my laughter.

I could fix this but you ain't payin' me. (read fukupayme) You pay coaches a lot of money to fix this. So many glaring weaknesses it's incredible, I mean your D Line is using absolute wrong technique in getting off blocks. It'd be incredibly ugly, if it wasn't so damn funny and predictable.

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And the Winner of the 2011 Super Bowl Is...

Indy. By the strength of their defense. Yes I know, it looked weak in week 1, but the Colts figured out their run fits and improved upon it. Yes I know the prevailing wisdom is that their D is struggling giving up points, but I see more than the points. Their DTs are playing incredible getting up field push but not going too far. Mathis is flying past the RT adding himself as a huge threat so they can't simply just roll the protection to Freeny who just got more physical some how with out paying for it. This is the secret to what's happening with the Colts right now. They are just playing big strong and physical. This whole defense.

Bottom line is that teams can't simply play keep away with Payton anymore who has this offense rolling. Yet the offense isn't the key. Defense wins championships period. And this Defense isn't letting teams play keep away. They're playing great and winning convincingly on third down when they absolutely need to. And the play of the front seven has lessened a reliance on the Eraser Bob Sanders which may keep him healthy and them dangerous. The Colts held out seemingly half their team today against the Jags to give some players much needed rest. Look for them to continue to do this against weaker opponents as they prepare for the Superbowl push early. The Colts know what they have and their head coach is resting everyone in turn. I think they walk into the playoffs intense, rested and playing well.

If you need a picture of it, the Colts look like last years Saints.

The players are veteran. The players are real. The players are dominant. And remember its' the players who are the game.

Clay Matthews and the Key to Beating the Greenbay Packers.

So I'm at the house watching DTV channel 212 and Jamie Dukes gives ole boy a man crush video session in which he extols the virtues of Clay Matthews. Sadly.

Look, I'm on record about Clay. I've said he was a player. He's no LT. Period. I've got an internet buddy who keeps telling me I look like a fool now that he's had 6 sacks in two games. Out of the 4 coverage sacks and two move sacks and I'm a fool? I've said before he'll make plays.

But he's the Packers Achilles heel. Every one thinks that Dom Capers is making an adjustment to get him off by lining him up in different places. Adjustment? Yes. But by no means voluntary.

Quiet as it's kept The Cardinals took real advantage of him in last years play off game. After getting blown out the week before the Birds put up what 54? The crux of the game plan was to attack the twenty yards behind Clay when they needed to in order to keep the Packers off balance. They simply ran off the corner on that side. Big holes on crossing patterns and flats. Wow.

So for my internet buddy who keeps calling me a fool. Here a post which will find its way into every NFC North and opponent of the Packers. Believe me.

Here's the game plan on needed downs: 1. assume Clays coming he still pays no attention really to the run. Check to the play where ever he is. TE on his side two way go and hot read. Back in the flat his side when he's at OLB and run off the corner. He has real trouble on the right side. Run that stretch or draw because odds are he won't be there. He's not checking for run. 2. Play action freezes him quite well. 3. Assume he's coming on blitz. 4. Do not float your pocket or roll the coverage, he turns games on those twists they run for him. 5. Run the play right where he is at Pre snap. He won't be there after. Hit them where he ain't.

So that's my adjustment Dom. Luv it? Your serve. Welcome to NFL Player where the game is the player

Fool's Gold and Week 2 Picks....

Well that answered my question. Who had a weaker team than the Jaguars? The Denver Bronocos. Could you imagine. Wow. That offensive line was a sight. Poor play. Put that together with hold the ball forever Kyle Orton and wow, even Pat the Ball twice before I get there Kampman gets a sack.
But that was it. Period. Bet on the Jags if you wanna. It's fool's Gold that first week. True colors show again this week and continues...They go down big against San Diego as they can't stop Ryan Mathews and the QB eats their secondary.

Green bay over Buffalo. Fluffalo almost pulled it off. Get a defense then maybe.

Miami gives the Vikes fits. In a toss up I'll take Miami on the strength of that gellin' D and Bretts gun shy ways.

Baltimore easy over Cincy. Need you ask why? Know it's the conference but they showed nada. Ocho who?

Dallas over Chicago. Bears barely escaped and I believe lost that game. Mike Williams had a touch down. I was robbed. Don't like jack about Dallas. but they home and the Bears ain't showed me much.

Detroit over PHI. Love Bick playin' but lets get real, that D line? Wow. And philly got problems on the O front.

KC over the clowns. Tole yall who the chiefs were.

Atl over Ariz. Zonas got problems. The Rams almost did it. This ATL team will show the league exactly what problems.

Tenn over Pit. I love the match up. Lord do I. VY goes 2-0 and continues to treat the league to the best quarterback play.

TB over Carolina. With a caveat, if Matt Moore plays, if Clausen plays I go with Carolina. Sit em down now PULEASE. He picked up where Jake Interception left off!! Been a while since I saw a quarterback loose a game with more interceptions like Moore did against the Giants. 2-3 in the red zone and they only lost by what 14? a damn shame.

STL over OAK. The Tomahawk continues to chuck and Oakland gets blasted. If the DLineman scores on that fumble recovery instead of turning it back over to the Cards in game 1 STL would be 2-0 after 2day.

Was over Houston. Houston did a great job last week. But it wasn't the O that did it for them. It was that D!0 Super Mario had a wonderful game 2 sacks and simply shut down one whole side of the Offense. He shut it down and the Indy D got tired.

NE over the Jets. Jets go 0-2. No Kris Jenkins. No Calvin Pace. No pass rush, no push in the middle, playin' zero coverage with short safeties? Kiss the bay bee as Tom and the brady bunch catch passes all over... And I want the Jets to win.

IND over the Giants at home. Indy's hungry and better than the Houston loss. The Giants faced a God awful quarterback day and got 3-4 Ints. That ain't happening here.

N.O. beats SF. Book it. SF looked way too flat. N.O.s playin' like the superbowl was jes last week.

Now for the NFL sunday ticket. C ya.

Saints Win Ugly In The Dome...

Yup. Just like I tole you. Ugly win. D Line Dominated. Quiet as its kept Farve had one good series. Is it me or did it seemed like the rest of the night he was throwin' and ducking at the same time? Hmmmm.....

Like this team was leaving an L on that N.O. team. By now you can tell one thing about my picks. I don't pick against the spread. FOR YOU. You gotta do that on ya own.

Here's my insider's tip: NO's 3-4 is vulnerable. You need to play that D just right for it to be effective. WTF! I screamed at the big screen cause They were Steelers of the 70s dominating with the 4 front and tried to give it away with that switch. They put such thoughts away and sealed it.

Brett Farve? Hit the shit outta him and he'll be throwin' and ducking....Monday night in the 14-9 L against the Saints Thug Defense, and make no mistake dese cats is old fashioned Thugs terrorizing the league like the assassins of the Thuggy cult from ancient India who were so reknown for their cold heart killings their name lives on in infamy, Farve could be heard sayin...
I'm too old fer this shit....

Listen to me now...

Kurt got out after the ass whippin' last year. Farve did too only Farve didn't take his body.

Farve's done. He's in it for the money. Listen to me.

I can't stop laughing.
Like I don't know Football.
LOL!!!

The Player Picks....

I believe the NFL's about pivotal match ups. Either a phase or a player can make a difference sooo with that said...

It's hard to pick the first four games of the season. Got nothing to go on. Ya know what the coaches are the same way....almost. Some of them never have a clue. Some always got one. And others well...never gon' get one.

How do you pick'em. IDK as they say in Textville. But Pick I do. And since no one will believe me I don't mind doing it early this time. Most days though I'll release right after kick off so you ain't gettin' my incredible knowledge and not payin' me. I'm only doin' one thing. Proving I know football. Period. Any thing else is just icing on my cake.

Lets dive right in:

N.O. Over Minny. Farve ain't whut he was last year and No Sid Rice and Percy Harvin's Iffy. Who dey got out side again? And Farve shows more rust because of it. He left his heart in that NFC playoff game. Shoulda done like Warner did and said shit I'm too old for this. The Saints D Line punishes them. Could be ugly.

Tampa over The Clowns. I mean the Browns. Ugly year coming up for the Clowns who shulda drafted need and used their first round pick on a QB insteada playing demotion games with Harrison. Fantasy start Harrison as your back. Layin' Loot? Tampa. Josh Freeman has a big day throwin' on Clowns secondary.

Miami over Fluffalo. Not a typo. I love Fluffalo's D. But the O's weak, except for CJ wow what a baller. But Oddrick's been a great addition and Lake's shuttin' it down and rushin' hard. The Miami O is clicking and Fluffalo can't score. Too many holes on O.

Detroit over Chicago. Detroit has the DLine Chicago paid for. Wow. Are they crushin' cats. This D Line eats the game. It might even be a blow out as Chicago struggles to score as they continue the offensive issues of last year. J. Best puts up big numbers. Lions may be surprise of season.

Washington over Dallas. Washington may have purchased the NFC east with the add of Mcnabb and this defense though it was foolish for them to switch to 3-4. DLine was not Washington's problem last year. Boys who ya'll got at left tackle? Doug Free? LOL! Maybe a blow out as Little D ain't been stoppin' shit....and that ravaged OLine is playing a serious line.

NE over Cincy. NE's in for an off year, but Cincy has too many questions. Who's ballin' for Cincy right now? You Tell me. I want Cincy to win, but the muthafuckers(my name for hated cheating teams) are at home.

BLOW OUT SPECIAL:
Indy over Houston. This is my blow out special. I know they always play eachother tough. But Peyton looked especially sharp in the preseason and they made all the right moves on D to come back from that Superbowl by getting just a little bigger at DT. Love their LBs. Houston brought in Leinart. Look of a desperate team. And their without their Steroid sideline to sideline MLB who'll prolly never regain his steroid form now that he can't take them. And he'll definitely stop padding his stats by laying on every pile in the game. He'll be a sub par player trust me.

Denver over Jacksonville. Jacksonville picks up where it left off in the preseason. They'll make Denver look like their ready for the Superbowl.

Pit over Atlanta. In a surprise Dixon stays in the pocket on a few well timed completions and Steelers win low scoring affair featuring the run.

Tenn over Oakland. Wow. I love this game. Oakland jes got good. Their D is movin'. Break out games all around. V Y and CJ heroics seal it.

Carolina over the Giants. I know. I know. WTH am I smoking? But Carolina has an incredible star in the kid outta Florida state at End. This could be a 4 sack game for him. And Matt Moore's throwing darts on this secondary which except for the Jet preseason game did not look good in what I saw. It's close. But Carolina.

Stl over the birds easy. Luv the Cards, but they got major front seven and back four problems as a unit. On the other side, it won't matter what they do, the Native Warrior has a fuckin' rifle and is makin' microchip speed decisions. Cards don't have a speed pass rush and won't get enough penetration as Sam keeps them off balance. Hate to see it but what the rams now do well is exactly exploiting what the Cards have problems with. This might be a blow out and give the Supreme Sharp shooter the confidence needed to go on and win ROY. Hell don't blink he might be playin' Peyton in the bowl at the end of the year depending on how the D plays.

Philly over GB. GB was exposed in the playoff loss to the Cards. Losers this day in a tight one due in large part to home field.

Baltimore over The Ground and Pound Green and White. Big Man talked all that mess, but Rex Ryan is looking in the mirror on Monday night. His bench is playing poorly. If the rookie has to play corner--Ugh. And I want the Jets to win. I just think they lost too much with Calvin Pace on the outside gone. Finally, I luv Revis but no preseason? Walk out the locker room and play shut down? Who is he? Michael Jordan...To use Big Rex lingo...Fuck outta here....maybe next week.


UPSET SPECIAL

Chiefs over the Chargettes. Yeah I said it. Chargettes have an off year in store. The mad scientist in the front office decided to play waaaaaay too much hard ball. Tryin' to fuck every body, he may have only fucked himself instead. I'll say it again who they got at receiver? At left tackle? Watch the blitz and pass rush disrupt them all night long. They ain't beating these new Chiefs without throwing the ball especially at Arrow head.

To the Left: The 2010 NFL Off Season and Preseason Organization Clown Suits

The Jags deciding who to draft. I really believe their organization has become too insular. A vulgar picture but clearly illuminates my point.


I'm hopin' this will be a humdinger of site offering detailed informed controversial insight in and of the game we all love so with that lets award the off season and preseason NFL Organization Clown suit awards... And know all of you that these awards are given with much love. So take 'em like you see em but if you do take it personally, hey wear it if its fittin'.

5 clown suits go... to drum roll please....

You guessed it. The Jacksonville Jaguars. Ah the pussy cats. Leave it to them to draft the most unexciting, under performing and soon to be overpaid players anyone could find. After last years debacle of a Left Tackle Eugene I can't stop a car with my foot on the brake Monroe and Seriously Budda(cause he slides right off receivers) and its not my fault they drafted me too high DB Cox in 2009, they proceeded to draft Tyson Old Karate Chop Alu Alu incredibly high saying only they trusted their board and their eyes and grades as they had with Cox. Wow did they leave talent on the board as they fell in love with Ole Chopper. No need to list who was left, the Pussy Cats know. They also know that while they were busy looking at his hands they missed his lack of NFL strength and energy to get it done. I don't think a first round line man looked worse in the preseason. and say it with me... in the Iverson voice. Preseason?! Preseason?! We talkin' bout Preseason! Lawd when the lights come on for real. Mark my words, Karate Chop gets blown out and fit right in along that D Line. Definitely NOT A PLAYER. And we have to add Kampman. He looked so bad in 3-4 they switched to a 4 front? Or maybe they were jes playin' possum and will open with a 3-4. Any way, Aron 2 pats of the ball needed to get a sack but don't tell anybody Kampman was worth 2 clowns alone. His overpriced contract was worth 5. I mean who in the hell were they competing against for his services any way. WTH drove dat price. Release the list of teams involved in that one and for that alone you'd drop off this one. SMDH. I'm sorry I couldn't give out more clown suits....



4 Clown Suits and The Just God in Heaven Award goes to The Cleveland Browns for playing games with Jerome Harrison. Shame on the Browns for playing games with a special talent who was productive. I understand its a leverage league, believe me.


But no way do you play Beyonce Irreplaceable (I can have another you in a minute) games with a STRAIGHT UP PLAYER who paid his dues by balling up north in logos for the half french speaking half English speaking country by drafting a back up then demoting the Player as he holds out for more money, you deserve to be reminded there is a just God when your drafted leverage is injured in the preseason. That Patriot shit aint never working again. You can't treat the Players like that. We all got together and put a New Orleans love lock on the its just a business bullshit. Holla like that and your organization will feel the wrath. Period. LOL. No but seriously. Jerome Harrison should get paid period. And the Browns now need a bagel to go with all that egg on their face or maybe just some more lipstick and white make up for when they take it off. For telling a STRAIGHT UP PLAYER that all his shit was in a box to the left, when they should have been happy that The Football God done sent them The Muthafuckin' man...we here at NFL Player happily award the Browns 4 clown suits, despite the Browns GM saying he understood the injury risk to Hardesty who supposedly was leverage against the Harrison hold out. Now the whole organization will watch Harrison Ball Out and him get paid next year. It's a business but something tells me the price for doing business with Harrison just went up either this year or next. What Clowns.


3 Clown Suits go to the Denver Broncos for drafting the most hilarious first round quarterback ever. Shure there have been losing busts. Akili, Ryan, but at least they had arms and could throw. There's nothing to really say but Pick 6! Lawd Teabow looked really bad on his bad throws in the game with that weak arm wind up and too slow to run it out of the pocket on NFL Defenses. NOT A PLAYER. Development must be word of the organization in Denver when it comes to Teabow. Dome, I say, because his balls won't make it there with any accuracy with all that wind in Mile High. Lord I love to watch this NOT A PLAYER in a clown suit. It is soooo funny to watch. And while being over drafted gave the Denver organization consideration for a Clown suit award, its the fact that they paid Teabow starter money at QB thereby tabbing him as the next Denver starter. For shame! Elway he ain't. He'll he ain't even Chad Pennington. That contract alone got them the three clowns! LOL.

2 Clown Suits go to the Chargers who threw LT under the bus and ignored a stuttering ugly and at times predictable offense with a weaker than advertised offensive line. Doesn't LT look good in Green and White? Wow. I saw all the burst last year at San Diego, what I didn't see were holes, calls off balancing a Defense so a back could get some yards. And while they didn't get a lot of clowns, this organization might be in line for major clownage at the end of the year for failing to answer some questions before playing hardball. Who you got at left tackle? Who you got at receiver? And they better be PLAYERS....

1 Clown Suit goes to the unmentionable organization which cut A PLAYER they're hoping will make it through waivers and put him on the practice squad. Only clowns would think the kid will get through. If I noticed he was heat somebody else did....


An almost clown suit goes to the Jets for believing they could win without Revis as Tannenbaum said on Hardknocks. Wow. If that wasn't the most foolish clown shit I ever heard. Don't get me wrong, Revis is a great player. But the way the Jets are set now and the way Big man wants to win, they absolutely need Revis. There was such a drop off behind him. There would have been a lot of points scored on them in the season if they had continued to play all out blitz and bite with 1-1 on the out side. Win with out him yeah. Win it all? Who the fizzuc was Tanny talkin' to? Not any body who knew. Jets are a different team with out Revis and we just don't know if they would have won that way cause they haven't yet. Puttin' the 1s back in to win a preseason game but you don't need Revis? #3 for the Giants straight clowned your rookie DB and every body saw it on Hardknocks. The secret was out in a big way and the Jets knew it, make no mistake. Take a looong look up the list Jets you almost led it and straight clowned ya self if you didn't sign him. Now the only true issue is if your back up to Pace can ball cause with out him and the pressures on the outside.....

So that it. And if you're a fan of these teams I suggest you put all your fan shit in a box to the left and tell them talkin' that bullshit is fine but could they keep walkin' at the same time while they do cause its a clown year for these cats...